I know. The season is already over. But I still have a few episodes left to see. Here we go.

Screech says that Dennis and Trishelle got into it over how physical he was with her. Trishelle says she kicked him back as a receipt. The Hulkster must’ve taught her that one.

Brutus dyed his hair blond for the Hulkster. Knobs said that Bonaduce isn’t that hurt.

They had to put on construction gear. Todd and Screech decided to argue with each other and Todd challenged him and Dustin backed down.

Knobs and Beefcake took them to a junkyard. Bischoff is there to welcome them. He says it’s time to jack it up and the way to do that is in a hardcore match. They allowed them to grab weapons and release some aggression on a beat up car. Todd says he was seeing Dustin Diamond’s face when he was hitting the car with the bat. Dustin says he has anger issues.

Bonaduce shows up. Screech asks him what he’s doing there because he’s eliminated. Bonaduce puts 20 bucks down that says he’ll stay on the show. Dustin goes to follow him and talk to the Hulkster. Hulk says when Bonaduce didn’t show up, he kicked him off. Dustin interrupts Hulk and Danny. Danny and Screech argue with each other and Hulk says that they need to settle it in a falls count anywhere match. Yep, that’s how all arguments are settled. Screech teases that it may become violent.

Hulk tells the group that Danny and Screech will work with each other and the rest will be in a hardcore match. Hulk teaches the guys how to take a chair shot in the back, a trash can to the head, and a cookie sheet to the gut. He says there’s no easy way to do it except to do it.

Todd hits Dennis in the head and that one looked like it hurt. Trishelle took the chair shot to the back and it knocked the wind out of her. She left the ring to go to the medic.

Rodman says he hates Trishelle.

Dustin and Danny are working together. Dustin says Danny has a lot of bark and he doesn’t bark a lot, but he does bite.

Trishelle won’t take any of the shots.

Screech hits Danny over the head with a trash can in preparing for the match and Danny goes crazy and takes a swipe at him. This dude needs help.

Hogan says you need to be able to turn it up a notch and brings in Goldberg to show them how to do just that. He says you have to grab down and reach for something extra. Goldberg asks Danny to hit him with the trash can and takes two in a row where Goldberg doesn’t even wince. He finally hits him good with a shot. Goldberg hits him with a power slam to show them how to add something extra. Bonaduce wanted to throw up.

The hardcore match starts and they immediately throw Trishelle out of the ring. Todd and Butterbean double team Rodzilla. Trishelle is so getting cut. And let’s hope they didn’t teach these guys how to blade. Trishelle comes back in to throw chair shots. This might be the worst match of them all.

They bring a ladder in Todd and Trishelle have to run into it in the corner. Todd and Butterbean tie Rodman into the ropes and just hit him with stuff. Todd goes over the top rope the best. Rodman throws Butterbean into the table in the corner and it breaks. He then hits Butterbean on the head with a trash can lid from the second rope for the victory. Thankfully, it’s over.

It’s now Danny Bonaduce vs. Screech in a falls count anywhere match.

Bonaduce’s overselling kills me. You’re not supposed to act like you can barely stand one minute into the match. Danny does a low cross body from the apron to Dustin who was on the floor. I don’t think he jumped. He just ran off.

They went to the locker room and Todd kicked at Screech. Danny went for a pin attempt on a table. And then Screech threw him through the wall. After going through a wall, not sure if the cookie sheet is all that big of a weapon. Screech hit the DDT on the chair for the win.

Hogan says it’s time to pay the Piper.

Bischoff tells Butterbean that he has a great attitude. He says to not sell too much too soon. Hogan tells Todd he went over the top rope like Superman and he loves his attitude. Jimmy Hart tells Rodzilla that he didn’t rush everything and he looked unbelievable. Hogan tells Butterbean, Todd, and Rodman to leave the ring. They are safe. He tells Trishelle that he didn’t know if she was hurt or not on the floor. Screech says that Bonaduce didn’t have respect and that’s why he came into the ring to whip ass. Bonaduce says he came out to do his best. Trishelle says that wants to be there. She says she didn’t give 100% though. Hogan calls her a jabroni.

Trishelle says fear is debilitating and she’s just not as tough as the guys.

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